Finder (Cajun Joke) and Sunday Selections

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Just because Sandee of Comedy Plus is no longer hosting a Silly Sunday blog hop, do not expect me to quit telling Cajun jokes, especially as it has now become a habit.


This weekend was a bit unusual.  While i went to stay with Grandma and Grandpa from Friday afternoon through Saturday, Sweetie and Brother-in-Law went to north Louisiana to visit their sister and her husband.  They hadn't seen each other in years, although they talk on the phone at least once a week.


When they got back in town, Sweetie was trying to put all of his belongings away (like me, he packs a lot, even for an overnight stay) and kept saying, "I can't find my____."  Eventually, working together, we were able to unpack and sort and locate everything.


Tee Boudreaux be ver' upset, 'bout ready to cry, an' Aline, hims soeur (sister) done ax, "What be wrong, Tee?"


An' Tee say, "I's cain't fin' my fav'rit matchbox car!  It be clean gone, an' I don' know where else I's gonna look!"


An' Aline ax, "Did you done get Mère to look fo' it?"


"Non," Tee say.


"Den don' you be worry yet," Aline done say.  "In dis house, nothin' be really lost 'less 'n Mère cain't find it!"



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Sunday Selections was started as a way for bloggers to use photos that might otherwise just languish in their files.  The rules have been relaxed, and it is now simply a showcase for your photos, new or old, good or bad, although nothing rude, please.  It was hosted by River, who still participates, and is now hosted by Elephant's Child.     \

  

Last week on our walk, Becca, Mr. Cal and i were treated to seeing squirrels and a couple of other interesting sights.

















Then there are sunrises and sunsets, which you might tire of seeing but i never seem to tire of photographing.










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Today is:


Agriculture Day and Labor Day -- Haiti


Amtrak Day -- the train service began this day in 1971


Be Kind to Animals Week -- sponsored by American Humane, through Saturday 


Beltaine / Samhain -- Wiccan/Pagan


Bladder Cancer Awareness Month  


Calends of May -- Ancient Roman Calendar; related observances

     Day sacred to Maia

     Feast for Lares Praestites (household gods)


Childhood Stroke Awareness Month -- also called Pediatric Stroke Awareness Day, because kids can have strokes, too   


Chimney Sweeps Day -- the boys as young as 4 trained to help master sweeps got Mayday off each year


Constitution Day / National Day -- Marshall Islands


Executive Coaching Day -- a reminder, on what is most countries' Labor Day, that workers deserve great leaders


Faint-Hearted Fairies May (or May Not) Ball -- Fairy Calendar


Feast of Our Lady of Peace and Good Voyage -- Antipolo, Rizal, Philippines (pilgrimages to the shrine of Nuestra Sra de la Paz y Buen Viaje; through the month)


Festival of Saint Efisio -- Cagliari, Italy (one of the most colorful religious festivals anywhere in the world; through the 4th)


Garland Dressing -- Charlton on Otmoor, England (a wooden cross is bedecked with yew and box leaves)


Global Love Day -- sponsored by The Love Foundation 


Go Fetch! National Food Drive for Homeless Animals -- PALS Foundation 


Gujarat Day / Maharashtra Day -- MH, India


International Bereaved Mothers' Day 


International Dawn Chorus Day -- encouraging everyone to get up early and join others in listening to the early morning bird chorus


Journée Internationale de la Guérilla Tournesol / International Sunflower Guerrilla Gardening Day -- begun in Belgium, now celebrated worldwide, guerrilla gardeners are encouraged to plant sunflowers (or an appropriate plant for their climate) in a neglected public place or shabby flower bed


Keep Kids Alive! Drive 25 Day -- 20-25mph in school zones, please   


Kevadpuha -- Estonia (Spring Day)


Law Day, USA -- US, by Presidential Proclamation


Lei Day -- Hawai'i (where you celebrate Mayday with a lei instead of mayflowers)


Loyalty Day -- US


Martyr's Day -- Lebanon


May Day / Labor Day / Worker's Day -- International; celebrated as the beginning of summer in some places, as a Labor Day in others


Mayday for Mutts -- originally sponsored, but now celebrated by many animal rescues on different dates   


Mother Goose Day -- as declared by the Mother Goose Society 


Mother's Day -- Angola; Cape Verde; Hungary; Lithuania; Mozambique; Portugal; Romania; Spain


National Chocolate Parfait Day


National Infertility Survival Day® -- US (encouraging infertility survivors to reach out to those still coming to terms with being diagnosed as infertile) 


National Love Day -- Czech Republic (couples flock to the memorial of the poet Karel Hynek Mácha in Prague and kiss)


National Purebred Dog Day -- US (as proposed on this page)


National Travel and Tourism Week begins -- US (this year's theme:  "The Future of Travel")   


New Homeowner's Day -- can't find confirmation on this one, listed at a few sites but no history or records of why this day


'Obby 'Oss (Hobby Horse) Parade -- Padstow, Cornwall, England (every May 1 since 1502, if the records are correct)


Play of St. Evermaar -- Belgium (annual performance of a mystery play, in its original form from over 1,000 years ago, by the village)


Ramazan Bayrami Eve -- Turkey


Riding of the Bounds -- Berwick-upon-Tweed, Casey, England (riders scour the countryside to be sure the Scots have not encroached upon English soil in this 5 century old tradition)


Rodonitsa -- Asatru/Slavic Pagan Calendar (day to offer feasts to the ancestors, named for Rod, god of family and the cosmos)


Root Canal Awareness Week begins -- originally sponsored by the American Association of Endodontists   


Santacruzan / Flore de Mayo -- Philippines (lasts through the month)


Save the Rhino Day / Rhino Mayday -- International


School Principal's Day -- since teachers get a day, so should the principal


Silver Star Day -- US (to honor all military who have earned a Silver Star) 


SOS Radio Week -- UK (The Royal National Lifeboat Institution keeps the seas safer, and Radio Amateurs help them raise funds; it used to be a week, and though that's still the name, it now lasts the whole month of May)          


Stepmother's Day -- sponsored by secondwivesclub.com


St. Joseph the Worker's Day -- Holy See(Vatican City)


St. Peregrine Laziosi's Day (Patron of AIDS patients, cancer patients, and the sick; against cancer, open sores and skin diseases)


St. Walpurga's Canonization Day (The saint who banishes the evil from Walpurgis night.)


Swieta Panstwowe -- Poland (National Day)


Tammany's Day / St. Tamenend -- US soldiers in the Revolution wanted a patron saint to rival St. George of the British Army, and chose Delaware Indian chief and wise man Chief Tamenend, also called Tammany


Upper Canada Village -- Morrisburg, ON, Canada (through early October, various programs that let visitors and students enter the world of the 1860s)       


Unity Day -- Kazakhstan


Virgen de Chapi Festival -- Peru


World Laughter Day -- sponsored by Dr. Madan Kataria, founder of the worldwide Laughter Yoga movement 


Yotaka Matsuri -- Fukuno, Toyama, Japan (enjoy floats, paper lanterns, and mock battles in this two-day festival)


Zuni Green Corn Dance -- Zuni Native Americans (welcoming back the Corn Maidens who fled during the winter; dating approximate as many Native ceremonies are closed to outsiders)



Anniversaries Today:


Cheerios go on sale, 1941

Empire State Building Ribbon Cutting, 1931



Birthdays Today:


Wes Anderson, 1969

Tim McGraw, 1967

Charlie Schlatter, 1966

Steve Cauthen, 1960

Ray Parker, Jr., 1954

Paul Teutul, Sr., 1949

Rita Coolidge, 1945

Bobbie Ann Mason, 1940

Judy Collins, 1939

Sonny James, 1929

Charles "Chuck" Bednarik, 1925

Terry Southern, 1924

Jack Paar, 1918

Glenn Ford, 1916

Archie Williams, 1915

Kate Smith, 1909

Mark Clark, 1896

Leo Sowerby, 1895

Calamity Jane (Martha Jane Burke), 1852

Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, 1837

King Kamehameha I of Hawai'i, 1738

Joseph Addison, 1672



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"My One and Only"(Musical), 1983

Citizen Kane(Film), 1941

"Batman"(Detective Comics #27), 1939

"Buffalo Bill's Wild West"(touring Western show), 1883

"Le nozze di Figaro/The Marriage of Figaro"(Mozart Opera, K492), 1786



Today in History:


The Wars of Scottish Independence end with a treaty recognizing the Kingdom of Scotland as a separate entity, 1328

The Act of Union joins the Kingdom of England and Kingdom of Scotland to form the Kingdom of Great Britain, 1707

Species Plantarum is published by Linnaeus, marking the formal start date of plant taxonomy adopted by the International Code of Botanical Nomenclature, 1753

Josiah Wedgwood founds the Wedgwood  pottery company in Great Britain, 1759

Jesuit-taught Adam Weishaupt establishes the Illuminati in Ingolstadt (Upper Bavaria), 1776

Kamehameha, the king of Hawai'i defeats Kalanikupule and establishes the Kingdom of Hawai'i, 1785

The British colonies abolish slavery, 1834

The Penny Black, the first official adhesive postage stamp, is issued in the United Kingdom, 1840

The first wagon train leaves from Independence, MO, bound for California, 1841

Hong Kong Police Force, the world's second, Asia's first modern police force is established, 1844

Queen Victoria opens the Great Exhibition in London, 1851

The Empire of Brazil, Argentina  and Uruguay  sign the Treaty of the Triple Alliance, 1865

The Folies Bergère opens in Paris, 1869

Moses Fleetwood Walker becomes the first black person to play in a professional baseball game in the United States, 1884

The RMS Lusitania departs from New York City on her two hundred and second, and final, crossing of the North Atlantic, 1915

The first cooked meals on a scheduled flight are introduced on an Imperial Airways flight from London to Paris, 1927

The dwarf planet Pluto is officially named, 1930

The Empire State Building is dedicated in New York City, 1931

The Summer Olympics are cancelled due to war, 1940

The Salk vaccine is made available to the public, 1956

Fidel Castro proclaims Cuba a socialist nation and abolishes elections, 1961

Amtrak is formed to take over the U.S. passenger rail service, 1971

Pope John Paul II beatifies Edith Stein, a Jewish-born Carmelite nun who was gassed in the Nazi concentration camp at Auschwitz, 1987

On the same day, Rickey Henderson of the Oakland A's sets the record for stolen bases (his 939th), and Nolan Ryan of the Texas Rangers pitches his 7th career no-hitter, breaking his own record, 1991

Cyprus, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Slovakia, and Slovenia join the European Union, , 2004

Same-sex marriage is legalized in Sweden, 2009

Pope John Paul II is beatified by his successor, Pope Benedict XVI, 2011

The U.N. Human Rights Office determine it is a violation of international law to force-feed hunger strikers at the U.S. Guantanamo Bay prison, 2013

Scotland becomes the first country in the world to introduce a minimum price on alcohol, 2018

Naruhito officially succeeds his father Akihito as the Emperor of Japan after the latter abdicated the day before due to ill health, 2019

New York City officially names a street "Sesame Street" in honor of the show's 50th anniversary, 2019